A courtesy email would be nice if some other guy is gonna have a go at my wife.

assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

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Lea Michele and Mark Salling at the Lacoste Beautiful Desert Pool Party on April 12, 2014

Lea Michele and Mark Salling at the Lacoste Beautiful Desert Pool Party on April 12, 2014

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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Peachy keen, jellybean.

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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I’m happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with two black dads, and two latina daughters, and two white sons, and Gina, and… I don’t know what you are, some… strange giant baby. To the 99!

I’m happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with two black dads, and two latina daughters, and two white sons, and Gina, and… I don’t know what you are, some… strange giant baby. To the 99!

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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